Hi all Healthunlockders It happened at 65!!! Yes 65!!!

KingoftheCocktails
26 Jan 2013

You've got to believe this.

There is lots of new technology regarding fertility nowadays.A 65 year old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from hospital and went home I called round to see her, all excited to see her new offspring.

''May I see your new baby?'' I asked.

''Not yet'', she said.''We will have a brew and a chat first''.

Half an hour went by,and I asked ''May I see the new baby now?''.

''Not yet'' she said.

After another few minutes had passed,

I asked again '' May I see the new baby yet'',getting a little impatient!

''No not yet'' replied my friend and continued with our chinwagging.

Growing very impatient by now Im asked ''Well when can I see the baby?''

'' WHEN HE CRIES'' she told me'
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'' WHEN HE CRIES I DEMANDED. Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?''
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BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK?''

RICHARD CORNISH
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
do your chinwagging at your local Breathe Easy group
It is so easy and free to join BE do it now.
Details British Lung Foundation

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anonymous
26 Jan 2013

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KingoftheCocktails
26 Jan 2013
I think it was hilarious,I think!

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annieseed
26 Jan 2013
Reminds me of the lost mobile -- ring the number to find it.

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26 Jan 2013

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Wendells
27 Jan 2013
I'm with you Annie,thats my trick !!! xxx

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KingoftheCocktails
27 Jan 2013
Now I know why you girls always have 2 mobiles!

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auntymary
26 Jan 2013
OMG I know the feeling! Funny. xx

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KingoftheCocktails
27 Jan 2013
Youv'e got a funny feeling that ?

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elian
26 Jan 2013
roflmao .... perish the thought of a baby @ 65 !!!!

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KingoftheCocktails
27 Jan 2013
Doesn't bare thinking about

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annieseed
27 Jan 2013
At 80+ I would either shoot myself or contact the Daily Mail. This is a weird thought!!

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Is4bell4
27 Jan 2013
lol . . reminds me when others ask
Where did you loose it?
haha
If I knew where I had lost it then it would not be lost . . .lol

Bella.

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KingoftheCocktails
27 Jan 2013
Good thinking,I think

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libbygood
27 Jan 2013
The mother must have put the baby in a safe place because when I put things in safe places I can never find them.
Lib x

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KingoftheCocktails
27 Jan 2013
Just like my missus

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traindriver
27 Jan 2013
The reason they are usually grandchildren at that age is so they can go home again and their parents can find them. A nightmare starting again waiting for the terrible twos and worse teens. That is not an advance in technology it is something that makes us grateful for the lives we have.

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KingoftheCocktails
27 Jan 2013
Six Five Special coming!!!!

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traindriver
4 Feb 2013
Engine running and up to temperature at the signals.

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thatcham1939
27 Jan 2013
Great, really funny,keep them coming
jan

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KingoftheCocktails
27 Jan 2013
Il'll keep them coming down the track

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